Mom is going to lose her mind.

                                                                         "M.O.M"

Mind Of Motherhood

A moment of peace is all I ask for. I was in the bathroom trying to go pee and all I can hear is kids running through the house, One making his sister cry by shooting her with a drat gun, one crying because he don't want to eat his supper. Then I overheard my oldest yelling at the younger 3 and telling them to calm down because momma is about to yell at everyone. At that time my little one (with his red crying face) comes in the bathroom asking me if  I can open a pack of fruit snacks for him. Never mind the fact that I am 1.) sitting on the pot trying to pee in peace and 2.) He didn't eat supper. Why do you want junk, when you cant eat your healthy food I spent two hours cooking. No, if you want a snack then you go eat your food. At this moment I wanted to pull my hair and scream as loud as I can.

Yes, Your mother is really about to lose it!! I am about to lose it because when I went to the bathroom I sat in a big ol wet spot. Yes, it was pee. Not only can my 10 and 8 year old sons not lift up the seat when they pee, they sure and heck don't bother to wipe of their mess when they are done. Oh we will just leave it for momma to clean up or sit in. Don't tell me you didn't see that pee on the seat!! Grab a wet wipe and clean it up yourself!! I am about to lose my mind over something brown smeared on the door handle. I am not sure if it is chocolate or poop.

Yes, I am about to lose my mind. I listen to you complain about a flies being in the house, but I have told you all 287 times to shut the DANG front door. You are not born in a barn. You act as if you was but I assure you was born in a hospital.

 

I am about to lose it because I walk in the kitchen and find Hot pocket and Ramen noodle wrappers all one my counter top. The trash can is right there!!! It is actually closer to put the paper in the trash than walk across the room and put it on the counter. I am about to lose it because there is a two week old cup of spoiled milk on your night stand. I found a bag of soggy Cheetos under the couch. There is always someone leaving open food in the refrigerator. Put the DANG top back on ! And if you put food in there put it in a container. Is it really that hard??

I am about to lose it because here it is 8:30 and time for bed all the sudden everyone is hungry. Everyone is thirsty. And you tell me you cant go to bed cause you forgot to do your homework. When throughout the day I asked you if you had homework. All you say is "Oh, I forgot." There are only so many bedtime request that I can take a night. And no one can sleep in their own beds. They always end up in the living room.
I am about to lose my mind because everyone is always in everyone else's business non stop. My oldest thinks he is everyone's boss because he is the oldest. My middle son has middle child syndrome and thinks he has to aggravate all the time. My daughter thinks because she is a girl she can hit the boys without them hitting her back. When they do hit back she yells and wants to be a tattle tale. And my baby.......well he is a story himself. He is the baby and is spoiled rotten. and tries and most of the time does get to get away with everything.

Most of all I am about to lose my mine because they are all in school. As much as I complain when they are home I miss them when they are all in school. I am home alone during the day and I cant relax. All I can do is think about them.

 I have been dealing with this daily for 10 years now. So yes my children Momma is about to lose her mind. And at this point I think I have that right. So go play.....go watch TV, or get on your tablet. Momma is going to hide in my dark closet, cry her eyes out and eat a whole box of Thin Mints all by myself.